Sunday, March 15, 2009

Twitter

You know, I thought Facebook was bad (and I tried it!), but Twitter has to be the most retarded thing yet. When I hear people say, "I'm on Twitter now!", I think about all the time they are going to waste updating their lives with things nobody truly cares about reading, like "I'm going to dinner with Jill" or "About to watch a rerun of Seinfeld". Then of course are all the people that take the time to read all the mundane shit that people post.

I don't get it. Staying connected? Seems like a gigantic waste of time and energy. Like this post. If there was no Twitter, I'd have two minutes of my life back to waste on ESPN.com. Thanks for nothing, Twitter.

~Mikey D

4 comments:

Kevin said...

Hahaha. Good rant, but it needs more cussing.

Adam said...

Oh my god twitter is retarded!!! Last week alone, I saw twitter mentioned on: ESPN, CNN, local news, Daily Show, Martha Stewart (via the Daily Show), the View (shut up - I was sick on Monday), NPR, Entertainment Weekly, and more. I feel like older people are trying to catch up with the internet, so they take this stupid shit 16 year olds are obsessed with too seriously. It's sad when you hear a respected journalist talking about how follow their "tweets". FUCK!

Kevin said...

Haha, that was pretty good rant too.

Kevin said...

Wait....Adam watches the View?